miércoles, 12 de diciembre de 2007

Así o mas vanidosa?

Resulta que Hércules, Blanca nieves y Cuasimodo se encontraban una >>tarde tomando una copa.
Hércules comenta: 'Todos dicen que soy el mortal más fuerte de la
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preocupado'
Blanca nieves le responde: 'Tienes razón, a mi me pása lo mismo,
todos dicen que soy la mujer más bella del mundo pero... ¿Cómo
saber si es verdad?'
Cuasimodo agrega: 'Sí, todos dicen que soy la persona más fea y
deforme del
planeta'
De pronto, Blanca nieves tiene una idea>> y dice: 'Amigos, tengo la
solución.
Rezaremos esta noche a Dios pidiéndole que nos revele la verdad'
A la mañana siguiente se encuentran los tres en un restaurante para
desayunar y Hércules dice: 'He hablado con Dios y él me ha dicho
que de verdad soy el hombre más fuerte del mundo'
Cuasimodo dice: 'Yo también y me ha confirmado que soy la persona
más fea y deforme del planeta'
Y Blanca Nieves pregunta Furiosa: ¿Quién Chingados
es ETHEL CHAVIRA ???????!!!!!

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